Towards
the end of May, the week before the Bank Holiday, I was in the
Mississippi Delta. I'd never been there before, in Western Tennessee
or on a twenty-eight thousand acre cotton plantation, but it was a
special occasion: a sixty-fifth birthday, not that the family members
knew I was coming because I hadn't had an invite to R.S.V.P to, I
just rocked up and hoped a) they wouldn't send me away, or b) I
would melt into the background; and melt I did because it was a
sultry evening though I don't know if that's usual for the weather
there, but even so they were too busy trying to outdo one another
with quips and snipes to pay any attention to a perspiring newcomer.
The
screamin' tribe of five however did seem aware of my presence though
none of them remarked aloud upon it, just gave me sidelong looks or
shot a Bang Bang in my direction as they raced in and out on their
fat little bodies. And as they ran amongst adult legs, dodging and
barging into everybody or shooting them dead with a cap pistol, I
walked the upstairs gallery, thinking that was by far the best place
to stay inconspicuous, and it would have been except it saw more
action than I had anticipated, and so I had to resort to sticking to
walls and listening in at doors; in fact, I caught one or two of the
family doing the same. Me, I understood, but spying on your own kind
is a low-level thing to do, unless it's a prank and not some
one-upmanship business. In this instance, it was the latter, but
hell, I'm no judge and jury, I didn't know and still don't know these
people.
Huh?
Didn't know them? That's right. I heard about this party on the
grapevine. I was no relation, close or distant, nor did I have
anything even resembling a passing acquaintance with any member. It
was pure chance that they were mentioned, just one of those bizarre
coincidences, a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend thing,
and I just thought why not pay them a visit, I'm due a little R&R.
It seems a crazy way to have behaved now I think about it but back in
May my head was all over the shop. I have periods like that, where
every thought feels like a sudden moment of clarity. You know, the
perfect idea or plan which must be acted on before there's a time
lapse. This particular itch had to be scratched then and there,
though I did suffer some in regard to locating their exact
whereabouts. There wasn't an awful lot to go on if I'm honest in
spite of them being kingpins, and it was only through many false
turns and strokes of luck that I found my way there, but that's a
whole other story, one which would end in: the right circumstances
come about when they're ready.
Their
name, which has at one time or another been on most people's lips, is
Pollitt, not that I'd heard of it until I was told, but then I choose
to be ignorant until I'm interested if you know what I mean. The
party, if you can call it that, was already in full swing when a
servant let me in; both sons home with their significant others, one
successfully drowning his brain in alcohol, the other more tense and
righteous, whilst their wives constantly baited each other and tried
to be sweet to their parents-in-law. Mae, the eldest brother's wife,
was not only clearly pregnant, but rather cloying in her attempts to
be winsome, the preferred daughter-in-law, whereas the one called
Maggie was simply catty and delicious, rather like an overripe
cherry: more than a little tart, yet nonetheless irresistible. She
held your attention alright, not for her looks, though she had those
in plenty, but for her sarcastic wit. And yet, in my enjoyment of her
caustic dialogue, that was when it clicked I'd done a very stupid
thing and crashed a private gathering rather than a massive shindig.
I don't know why I hadn't clocked this fact sooner...possibly their din
confused my adrenalin-flooded brain and before I could attune to the
matter I got too hooked on the family dynamics, so that when I did
finally realise I was embarrassed but too far gone to leave. It was
later on that I overhead Big Daddy say to Brick, his youngest son,
that 'the human animal is a selfish beast', and that, I thought to
myself at the time, was a wise and needle-like observation, for
wasn't I there
for my own amusement? Whereas now I'm just shootin' th' breeze.
Picture credit: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Triad Stage