The
weird and wonderful. The random and the obscene. Where there is life,
there's always the chance something might happen...
And
it does if you remain with the living, even if you place yourself
outside or stay in touch with it half in dream, with that vague
opium-like feeling where you can't believe what's unfolding. That
which is being closely observed by your very eyes, that which draws
you to stare even though the sight is quite revolting, like the poor
table manners of modern weaned children as supervised by modern
parents. What is this waving of the fork? and the licking of the
knife? Both implements held with a strange grip, of the sort I've
never seen before: their hands somehow twisted round the handles
making it impossible to spear and saw, so that instead they're fed
like chicks when they should be much further along in their
development. See. Do. See. Do. The parents do the same: inexpertly
cut and tear and then throw these morsels into their gaping mouths.
The table a picture of debris, as if there had, at some point in
these proceedings, perhaps to entertain these youngsters, been an
unsuccessful attempt to whip the tablecloth from under the dirtied
cups and plates, although to my knowledge this establishment didn't
use them, preferring to wipe clean with a disinfectant spray and
cloth rather than brush down. Still, an exception could have been
made I suppose...the mess might not have been theirs in spite of the
bare facts laid out.
This
family went unnamed (and untamed) in my record of them. There were
too many like them. Then, under observation, as of now. For they are
the new nuclear family, to which most humans conform when they form a
unit and multiply and begin undoing years of civilisation. Grunt.
Point. Stare. Draw with a finger in the sand or with a stick on a
wall. Fight over food. Eat with hands. Talk with mouths full.
What
I'm trying to emphasise is that they're not as rare as they would
have been had they been visible, or an arresting a sight as, say, in
the eighteenth or nineteenth century, and as compared to other modern
sightings I've given labels to: The Mini-coopered Clown; Countess
Dracula; Helium Boy; The Bushwhacker; and The Pop Art Transsexual,
and stored along the banks of Memory River.
This
river has as many twists as it has turns, which to some of you will
sound like the same thing. They're not. Turns are more ordinary, more
straightforward; twists are more happen-stance, more liable to appear
when they weren't there before and go back on themselves more easily.
Twists enter the river and make a current, a small ripple of novelty,
and there'll you find their banks are lined with the people to match
them: the unusual, the eccentric, the amusing, though they may not
have appeared that way to others. It's as individual as saying 'oh,
my goodness' or liking tomato sauce sandwiches. On its own, spread on
slices of buttered bread and without the chips in-between. Or vinegar
on Shepherd's Pie. These guilty pleasures aren't made up, I did both
as a child (I don't now – I have others), at home and where, it
should be noted, they were eaten civilly. Children can be fusspots, I
get that (I was one!), but let's not recommence that argument so
soon, as there aren't the words and frankly, I don't have enough
breath in my body. It has, after all, very little to do with river
banks and those that pitch their tents alongside them. Then move camp
as their nature and nature itself compels them to, and which, whilst
it confuses, adds to their originality.
These
characters, though real and far from imaginary, that appear at random
and I, with my keen observation, take note of are all too strong, for
having made an impression they continue to people my inner world and
call themselves up uninvited. Set up shop. Set up home. Fish. Boat.
Wash their naked selves and scrub their clothes. Make a fire to warm
and cook by. It's a very back to basics, nomadic life, which they
must like for they've allowed an imprint of themselves to remain
here. Though occasionally one or two, worried they're weakening, will
renew their thread to me with a live sighting or use a prop to
trigger a fresh remembrance.
Picture credit: River Rug, 1903, C F A Voysey