Thursday 6 August 2020

The Greatest Spinner

What became of Arachne of Lydia? She boasted and won, but lost. That much we know. All spiders die, so I guess she did too, as nowhere does it say she was cursed with extra legs and immortality, so how then might she have met her end? By boot, by broom, by a rolled-up paper, of natural causes.
And where? In a damp stone cottage, in a villager's house, in a mansion, a palace? Was she free to hang wherever she pleased or was she caged like an exhibit?
Does Arachne not have an ending because in presumably spawning children, and lots of them, she created not just amazing webs but a vast lineage, like and unlike her in size and shape yet all able to weave and spin? Only she can claim she was once mortal; all through her can claim to possess a great skill.
Which is better: spider man or woman or Man, in male or female form? Arachne of Lydia would be able to answer that, as would those comic heroes. I could reason it out, I suppose, but it would be unfairly biased, for I think all spiders quite hideous and only appreciate their creations when sunlight falls upon them and they've abandoned them or are nowhere in plain sight. I personally would never choose, despite this incredible gift of weaving, to be a spider, though I guess Arachne didn't either. She was foolish.
As mortals, have we learnt from her folly? Insult someone, unwisely and unnecessarily, and your life, your reputation might hang by a thread.
So should we not insult anybody? Well, ways and means, ways and means, is what I would say. Diplomacy. Britain seems to have lost the knack – did it ever have it? It must have at some point, mustn't it? Except now, or over the last few years, the country seems to have descended to name-calling and verbal attacks, all of which says very little of consequence, or gets anybody anywhere. Even politicians can't be relied upon to set an example to the nation. No, in some instances they whip the hysteria up or are so concerned about their own public image and their ratings they join the people: the popular opinion of the day, speak at rallies etc., regardless of how it might affect any other, possibly more important, relations.
The product of spin. That's what we all are. That's what we all swallow. At first an old lady accidentally swallowed a fly and then she purposely swallowed the spider. The spider wiggles and tickles inside her. Hmm, there's truth in the rhyme. A prophecy foretold.
Challenge and boast. Boast and challenge. But not to inflate the ego. Or because it can be done i.e. the medium is there to do it.
Spiders, despite being merciless with their victims, are (I think) quite humble creatures. The myth of Arachne feeds into that: reduced from maiden to spider, and yet permitted to retain the skill she bragged of. Lowered but not entirely crushed. Perhaps Arachne, though, would have preferred the latter outcome. Ovid had her attempt it. As really, I don't see that spiders lead very interesting lives, but then weaving – with needle and thread - has never been a passion of mine.
Weaving, as in storytelling, rather than telling tales, well, yes, there's that. But spinning is altogether different. It's a persuasive art. And is much more brash in style. Those that master it, or are the masterminds behind it, can be guaranteed to tell a good yarn. The sales people of the world. Let down a thread and reel them in. Toy with them for a while or trap them forever, mummify and benumb them.
Net of hypocrisies. Web of lies.
Yet nonetheless a skill. Abhorred and admired. Nimble mind, silver-tongued and winged fingers to gesticulate, to accompany their smooth and rousing words. Much like an orchestra conductor. An individual, a crowd of people will soon all sing the same tune, in harmony. In one accord, even when the interpretation changes to suit the agenda. These 'leaders' have what a spider lacks: Charisma, with a capital C.
The skill of the spider then has evolved. As have the modest webs of old, of mythology. The greatest spinner does not mean what it used to mean.
A small brown spider weeps.

Picture credit: Arachne, Paolo Veronese (source: WikiArt).

This post was penned in 2019.