Thursday 15 August 2019

Did You Know...?

Did you know, I said to my fellow car travellers, that there are two types of plankton: phyto and zoo? Or that the commute to work, according to psychology studies, affects a woman's mental health more than it does a man?
I'm always doing that: throwing in unrelated scraps of information gleaned from other sources, not to impress but to see if they kindle the same curiosity as they have in me. They don't usually, because what should the response be? A polite hmm interesting...or why? and other questions you may or may not have an answer for. As a conversational topic, they're a bit of a non-starter. As are most things I tend to spend time ruminating on.
Like the realisation that came many months ago that younger generations won't get to know or know of certain experiences. The experiences that I was able to have even though they were on the way out, already being done away with. Not then rare but harder to find and now, some if not most, very much extinct. Like what?
Slam-door trains, where in motion with the windows down a pleasant breeze wafts through the carriage, and where to alight you had to release the catch on the outside and sometimes required help from a guard or fellow passenger; jumping on and off an old Routemaster, the conductor with his ticketing machine manning the platform as you ran alongside and hopped on, before ringing the bell to let the driver know it was safe to increase his speed; travelling on the back seat of a car without a seatbelt, even lying stretched out, and feeling every jolt and jog of the road; the squeaky ribbon-sound of cassette and VHS tapes as you continually rewound or fast-forwarded to the beginning or to your favourite place; black and white television with their flickering chalky grey images; and being without a mobile phone or any device with no fear of missing out.
And I haven't mentioned food, the meals that were still around and the ready-made products that came in but have since left: Findus Crispy Pancakes; Lean Cuisine; a roast dinner for one inside a Yorkshire pudding; fried Spam and opening its tin with the key; and pub-served scampi and chips with a wedge of lemon and a bit of salad garish. I won't start on confectionery because we'll be here all day and those around still aren't made the same anyway. Tastes change and recipes alter.
There's a reason most of these disappeared into a fog as thick and as billowing as that of a steam engine: a moving with the times, a new law, a new competitor etc. I haven't said any of those I've mentioned, nor neglected to, were necessarily good for you, they were just part of the fabric of life or became part of it for the period they were there. And looking back now, as we all do at some point, then seems more freeing somehow. The avalanche of choice and new technology (along with workers rights and feminism) had begun but it wasn't as it is now. And everything that we still have was in a different form, more rudimentary, more primitive even. Just as if you compared my decades of growing with my parents' during the 1950s, 60s and 70s. Every subsequent generation has a lot to be thankful for, or not as the case may be, but like that cliché: only time will tell.
Perhaps that's why vinyl has never really gone away. Because there's something about carefully positioning the needle and the unavoidable scratch, as well as something hypnotic about watching a record turn. I think, these days, it takes less time i.e. at an earlier stage to catch yourself thinking: it was good then.
In other moments I find myself considering what else might go, what else might go that I enjoy, no, not enjoy, appreciate: the smell of wood smoke on the wind because burning wood will be banned; the revving of engines because electric and driver-less cars have a even quieter character than their modern fuel-guzzling counterparts; and picking and squeezing (for ripeness) fruit and vegetables because lately that activity has been viewed with suspicion, or maybe it's just my execution of it.
And what else...? so that decades on, myself or someone else, will turn to you and say: Did you know...? Do you remember...?

Picture credit: Time Smoking a Picture, William Hogarth (source: WikiArt).

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